THE POPULARS ON TABLOIDS
JB- If The Populars were in a tabloid next week, which of you would be in it and what would the story be?
Dave- (laughing) A tabloid? Let me think here. The best I can do here, Jeremy, because I’m a little under the weather, is “Lead guitarist from band gets in a scrap with a man that didn’t say ‘thank you’ when Dave held the door open for him.”
JB- Wow, that’s deep.
Dave- I f**king hate that more than anything.
JB- You know, it is frustrating.
Dave- I hate that. You hold the door open and they just like “nah”. The guys kind of joke about it, they call me Captain Courtesy. But some day, I think if it happens to me again… I think I have a breaking point, like another 300 times I think I’ll just start having a nervous tick, and I’ll just have this unitard and I’ll be wearing it with some sort of red cape…
JB- (laughing) Can we get pictures of that when that happens?
Dave- I don’t know if you’d want that, buddy! That’s money in the bank!
JB- Tabloid pictures.
Dave- That’d be it: me in the cape and kind of foaming at the mouth and twitching and me just going “thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.”
JB- Or what about when you hold it for one person and 30 more go through?
Dave- Oh man! Yeah. I don’t mind that. In most cases they’ll notice you and they’ll go, “Yeah, hey, thanks a lot.”
JB- Because if you’re in a mall you’ve gone now from customer to doorman.
Dave- (laughing) That’s right. And you know, sometimes I’m like “Shit! Do I look like a doorman?” Maybe I do. My clothes aren’t that great!
JB- Well if you’re wearing your bellhop jacket.
Dave- That’s funny because I do have a long pea coat…
JB- Then don’t wear that!
Dave- Maybe that’s the problem (laughing)
Each of the guys was asked this individually without the others around:
JB- Who is The Popular you would want to stay away from your sister?
Ernie- Oh God, Meck! Because the thought of Meck and my sister would just freak the shit out of me. (laughing)
JB- Now you’ve gotta explain!
Ernie- No, it’s just that when Meck’s sisters come out I’m like, you know, just to get a rise out of him I’ll just jokingly flirt with them and stuff. You can just see it in his face he gets all worried. It would probably be karma coming back at me - (him) trying to get a rise out of me. And I’d freak out and there would be a fistfight and THAT would make the tabloid! (laughing)
Meck- Oh, Ernie. Because I know that she loves him. Because he’s good looking, he’s funny, he’s smart. What woman wouldn’t want Ernie, quite frankly. He is the dark, handsome one of the group.
Dave- Can I say both of them?
JB- Sure, but you’ve got to say why.
Dave- Boy, that’s getting a little personal.
JB- Have you seen the SpeakFree site? (laughing)
Dave- Ernie. Because Ernie is [in a scary voice] dark and mysterious.
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JB- Define the word “celebrity”.
Ernie- Celebrity is someone that is addicted to the spotlight…addicted to the limelight.
JB- What do you think of celebrities making these stupid publicity moves, for example being on a reality TV show, in an attempt to revitalize their careers? Is it helping them or hurting them?
Ernie- I think in most cases it hurts. I like the idea of being a musician solely. I mean, who gives a shit who I date?
JB- Apparently your bandmates do! As long as it’s not their sisters!
Ernie- Yeah, exactly. But going to that phase where you’re more of a celebrity than a musician has absolutely no appeal. I respect guys that you never hear about in a personal context, you know keep their private lives exactly how they should be, and that’s private. I admire that as opposed to (television show) “Tommy Lee Goes to College”. I mean, who gives a rat’s ass?
Meck- I don’t know. That’s such a tough question. It would have seemed to me that reality TV five years ago was going to be a passing fad. The issue is that people are watching reality TV instead of living reality. People are so tied into their TVs and into cellphones and gadgets and they’re isolating themselves from the world we live in. Whether or not that is an accident is yet to be seen.
THE POPULARS ON THE POPULARS
JB- Give me three words to describe The Populars.
Meck- Loyalty, respect and perseverance. Loyalty because the three of us have been deeper than family for so long. It’s always the three of us. It seems it always has been.
Ernie- Passionate, unrelentless and hard-working. We believe in what we’re doing and I wish I could put it into words better but we have so many people that believe in us. If you look at that and realize how lucky you are, you just don’t take it for granted. There’s a lot of heart to what we do. It’s everything to us.